Social (Fantasy) Network: Take out the trash

OK folks, we’re not messing around this week. It’s time for the playoffs in most leagues. And for those of you who haven’t yet reached the postseason, it’s around the corner. So for those of us smart/lucky to be moving on this year, it’s time to make your voice heard.

So this week, the Social (Fantasy) Network just wants to hear your best trash talk. Strike fear in the hearts of your opponents before you take them down on the field…er, scoresheets.

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Not bad. Unless your opponent is wearing Velcro shoes. Then again, that would probably make them kindergartners. In which case, I’d hope you’re winning.

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Times are tough for professional footballers in the state of Texas.

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And just in time for December, too.

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Topical. Timely. And if you’re facing a Cowboys fan, it’s doubly devastating.

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Well played, sir. Using a star player’s nickname and comparing your opponent to that player’s nemesis? Outstanding. Extra points if you had called him Optimus Prime.

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Cue up the images of sad animals.

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The words of Reverend Ray always bring a nice sting. But the final word this week goes to Miguel, who shuts it all down with just five little words.

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*Stands and applauds*

It’s timely, topical, short and punchy. Drop the mic and walk away, my man. You can’t do any better.

Yet, we’re all about equal opportunity, so if you think you have some good (clean) trash talk, leave it in the comment section. Keep an eye out for next week’s #SocialFantasy question. Happy Week 14 everybody!

— Follow Marcas on Twitter @MarcasG

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