Woman sets her scandalous eyes on Mr. Irrelevant

The stakes just got higher in the seventh round of the 2012 NFL Draft, writes NFL.com’s Dan Hanzus.

In the latest sign the Internet is data in the form of a fever dream, a New York City woman posted a video on YouTube in which she … well … let’s have her explain.

“Whoever is this year’s Mr. Irrelevant is going to have himself a night … alone … with me,” she coos on the vid (via Larry Brown Sports). “And our time together, I guarantee you, will be anything but irrelevant.”

According to the seven-round mock draft of NFL.com’s Chad Reuter, the projected Mr. Irrelevant — pick No. 253 — is North Dakota State tight end Matt Veldman.

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