The stakes just got higher in the seventh round of the 2012 NFL Draft, writes NFL.com’s Dan Hanzus.
In the latest sign the Internet is data in the form of a fever dream, a New York City woman posted a video on YouTube in which she … well … let’s have her explain.
“Whoever is this year’s Mr. Irrelevant is going to have himself a night … alone … with me,” she coos on the vid (via Larry Brown Sports). “And our time together, I guarantee you, will be anything but irrelevant.”
According to the seven-round mock draft of NFL.com’s Chad Reuter, the projected Mr. Irrelevant — pick No. 253 — is North Dakota State tight end Matt Veldman.