One of the biggest staples of any championship parade/celebration is the star player taking the stage to thank “the greatest fans in the world!” This bit has long bothered us because a) it’s a little bit disingenuous and 2.) we all know the greatest fans in the world are Los Angeles Kings fans.

But this also leads to another staple of the championship parade — the person who really doesn’t care about sports but shows up because it’s a great excuse to skip work and drink at noon on a Tuesday. And there’s nothing wrong with that.

Unless Boozy McBandwagon is asked to identify the starting quarterback of the winning Super Bowl team they are supposed to be celebrating. Then the person becomes an embarrassment to the pink Giants hat they just purchased.

Just watch the video.

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