Has your Jets fandom felt incomplete without a personalized dance for your young quarterback?
Well, good news! From the pits of YouTube, we present you the Pitbull-aping “Do The Mark Sanchez“, by Florida-based hip-hop artist Adamaz.
If we were asked to explain how to “Do The Mark Sanchez,” we’d call it a loose descendant of Vanilla Ice‘s “Ninja Rap.” We’ve yet to see the actual Sanchez perform the dance that inspired Mr. Adamaz, but we can’t really account for Sanchize’s behavior off the field, either.
We have so many questions, but for now, we’ll just go with this one: Is that Bono at 1:39?
— Dan Hanzus