One of the more curious subplots coming out of Week 1 surrounded Packers CB/Obama bestie Charles Woodson, whom the NFL reportedly fined $10,000 for throwing a punch at Saints TE David Thomas in Thursday night’s Kickoff game.
Forget for a moment that a $10,000 fine to Woodson (who’s scheduled to make $7 million this season) is the equivalent of us dropping a nickel down a sewer drain. The bigger question is, how did Woodson get off so easy for what amounted to a prize-fight uppercut?
NFL Network insider Jason La Canfora wonders the same thing.
“I know Woodson may not have a history with this kind of stuff, much less a deep history, and that’s always a huge factor in these decisions,” La Canfora wrote in Thursday’s NFL.com Instant Debate. “But for those who claim a double standard in some of these circumstances, well, they’ll use this as fodder for their argument, rightly or wrongly.”
La Canfora believes an ejection and fine of $25,000 — or more — was in order.
We can’t disagree with him here — the discipline level begs for second-guessing. Even the NFL’s official league discipline guide, coincidentally released Thursday, says a first offense for fighting is worth a minimum wallet-grab of $25,000.
The logical conclusion is the league fined Woodson for unsportsmanlike conduct ($10,000 is the minimum for that offense), working under the theory that Thomas’ decision not to return fire meant there wasn’t a fight. Which possibly uncovers an underground world to which we never were supposed to have access. The first rule of NFL Fight Club is you don’t talk about NFL Fight Club.
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— Dan Hanzus