Mocking the seventh round

Fine. I’ll do a mock draft. Seems like everyone else has done it. Then revised it. Then revised it again. Amateurs, all of ’em. Anyone could list off the top 32 prospects and assign them the NFL team that’d make the most sense. That’s what I call child’s play. If I’m gonna do a mock draft, I’m going deep. So here it is – my mock draft for the seventh round*.

1. Green Bay (from Carolina) – Roy Helu, RB, Nebraska
2. Detroit (from Denver) – Shiloh Keo, DB, Idaho
3. Buffalo – Orie Lemon, LB, Oklahoma State
4. Cincinnati – Sione Fua, DL, Stanford
5. New York Jets (from Arizona) – Kealoha Pilares, WR, Hawaii
6. Seattle (from Cleveland) – Caleb Schlauderaff, OL, Utah
7. Atlanta (from Detroit) – Ladi Ajiboye, DL, South Carolina
8. San Francisco – Sealver Siliga, DT, Utah
9. Tennessee – Schuylar Oordt, TE, Northern Iowa
10. Washington – Vance Cuff, DB, Georgia
11. Houston – Ugo Chinasa, DL, Oklahoma State
12. Minnesota – Cheta Ozougwu, DL, Rice
13. St Louis – Cecil Shorts, WR, Mount Union
14. Miami – Julian Vandervelde, OL, Iowa
15. Miami (from Jacksonville) – Ryan Winterswyk, DE, Boise State
16. Oakland – Buster Skrine, DB, Tenn.-Chattanooga
17. Dallas (from San Diego) – Jason Pinkston, OT, Pitt
18. New York Giants – Akeem Dent, LB, Georgia
19. Tampa Bay – Karl Klug, DL, Iowa
20. Kansas City – Drake Nevis, DL, LSU
21. Washington (from Indianapolis) – Jerrel Jernigan, WR, Troy
22. Baltimore – Sam Acho, OLB, Texas
23. Philadelphia (from Seattle) – Jacquizz Rodgers, RB, Oregon State
24. New Orleans – Virgil Green, TE, Nevada
25. St Louis (from Baltimore) – Eric Hagg, DB, Nebraska
26. Atlanta – Chas Henry, P, Florida
27. Atlanta (from New England) – Shane Vereen, RB, California
28. San Francisco (from New York Jets) – Stanley Havili, FB, USC
29. Pittsburgh – Shareece Wright, DB, USC
30. Green Bay – Tyler Sash, SS, Iowa
31. San Diego – Hank Hynoski, FB, Pitt
32. Miami – Jock Sanders, WR, West Virginia

* Based on absolutely nothing but the aesthetic quality of the player’s name.

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