Published: December 28th, 2010 | Tags: Pick Six, Andy Reid, Brad Childress, Brett Favre, Carly Simon, Channing Crowder, Dean Martin, Derek Anderson, Donovan McNabb, Drew Stanton, Jason Hanson, Jim Schwartz, Josh McDaniels, Kevin Kolb, Matthew Stafford, Michael Vick, Mike Singletary, Ndamukong Suh, Norv Turner, Pick Six, Rex Ryan, Rusty Smith, San Diego Chargers, Tashard Choice, Todd Haley, Tom Brady, Wade Phillips
Linebacker Channing Crowder doesn’t think much of your booing, Dolphins fans. Though this proves that he does not watch the team’s offense. But as Carly Simon once said, Channing, you’re so vain; I bet you think those boos were about you.
Maybe the Dolphins faithful were upset about the two men who whiffed on wedding proposals on the big screen during halftime. The Florida Sun-Sentinel says that one woman would not take her hands off her face during the awkward two minutes, which no doubt probably felt like an eternity.
Think they want a do-over?
If you are going to do the in-stadium proposal, make certain it’s a sure thing. Kind of like a fake punt. You want to make sure that your team is going to convert, otherwise, it could have a lasting negative impact. Just ask Rex Ryan. Though, you have to wonder if his ill-advised fake punt was really just some fancy footwork to get his name out of the papers for another reason.
But don’t fret Rex, your recent blunders did not crack the list of the top six do-overs of 2010.
6. Kevin Kolb gets the start. Eagles QB Michael Vick is authoring one of sports’ biggest redemption stories. Of course, this might not have happened if Kolb would have stayed healthy. Although, this falls down to No. 6 because coach Andy Reid bucked the idiotic, “you can’t lose a job to injury” nonsense.
And let’s lump in a plethora of quarterback decisions here, because quarterback calls could take up all six spots. So consider this space also reserved for Donovan McNabb’s contract extension, the Cardinals acquisition of Derek Anderson and the debut of Titans QB Rusty Smith.
And maybe Tom Brady’s hair, too, but that might just be jealousy.
5. Chargers skip special team’s practice. Or it just seemed that way early in the season. Special team blunders are one of the chief reasons why the Chargers are not going to the postseason this season. This is why coaches say you have to win all three phases of the game. That’s not just a cliché.
4.Lions Week 9 loss to the Jets. The Lions lost so many close games this season, maybe 2010 is an entire do-over. From losing QB Matthew Stafford to rookie DT Ndamukong Suh missing an extra point, filling in for K Jason Hanson, this had it all. But coach Jim Schwartz sealed the game when he allowed the Jets to set up the tying drive late in the fourth quarter by calling a third down pass that gave the Jets the ball with 1:40 left. And to make matters worse, he was calling the play for Drew Stanton.
3. Brad Childress/Wade Phillips/Mike Singletary given too much rope. The Cowboys, in particular, have played much better under Jason Garrett. But the 49ers were in the running until Week 16, and a coaching change could have meant the NFC West title.
2. Tashard Choice asks for Vick’s autograph. Apparently, fans do not want players fraternizing after the game. Yet, everybody was upset when Chiefs coach Todd Haley refused to shake Josh McDaniels’ hand after the Chiefs were blown out by the Broncos. Make up your mind people. And it’s good to know that your team can start off the season with Super Bowl expectations and be eliminated by October, but what really upsets fans is asking for an autograph.
1. Vikings players go down to Mississippi to woo Brett Favre. The late Dean Martin as Sam Harmon in the original “Ocean’s 11” once said, “If you want to capture lightning in a bottle, I won’t stop you. But don’t try to capture yesterday.” Hard to believe that a 41-year-old, interception-prone quarterback with a gimpy ankle could not recreate that magical, once-in-a-lifetime season.
If you want to grouse about this list, or add your own jump into the comment section now.
But a final word on in-stadium proposal guy; if you are going to propose to your girlfriend with a message on the big screen and she has a common first name — Lisa, Jennifer, Elizabeth — make sure to use last names. Trust me from experience on this one. Because experience tells me nothing ruins a fourth date like a perceived proposal. Yeah, awkward.